Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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