Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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