That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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