"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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