Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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