I hate all girls vehemently.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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