So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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