whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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