Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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