Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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