stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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