A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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