How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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