i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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