You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Girls should come with a carfax report
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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