So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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