i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
