Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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