its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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