Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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