Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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