That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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