I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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