LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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