Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
