I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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