So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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