Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
