My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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