spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He better not be in your backpack
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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