I think I am morally bankrupt
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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