: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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