from now on my penis is your penis
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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