you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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