oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
