i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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