I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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