Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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