this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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