Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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