People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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