we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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