I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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