It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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