If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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