Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
