Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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