so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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