he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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