so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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