oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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