I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she looked like the before picture.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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