Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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