So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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